23 totally random things which made us realise someone wasn’t ‘The One’

October 24, 2014 admin No comments

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Aidan’s lurking would have put us right off (Picture: HBO)

It’s not that we’re really fussy, it’s just that sometimes it’s the little things that count.

1. They didn’t like hummus

2. They pronounced rosé ‘rose’, like the flower

3. They didn’t do drugs

4. They did too many drugs

5. They walked really, unbelievably slowly

6. They bought their baby nephew trainers for Christmas in a non-ironic way

7. They didn’t drink coffee

8. They didn’t get sarcasm (but they thought they did, which made it even worse)

9. They once described your style as ‘kooky’

10. When you went out to eat they wouldn’t do shares

11. They didn’t read fiction

12. They refused to watch trashy TV, even when they were hungover

13. They’d never been to the theatre, and never planned to

14. Their signature dish was pastabake

15. They had an ugly sneeze

16. One time you asked what they were doing on the weekend and the answer was ‘meeting my vegan friend for brunch before heading to pilates’

17. They told you the V&A wasn’t their ‘kind of place’

18. They kept referring to the London Overground as ‘ The Overland’

19. They sang Umbrella by Rihanna ev-er-y time it rained

20. They cleaned their teeth in the bath

21. They always wrote ‘luv’ instead of ‘love’

22. They ordered you matching Halloween costumes

23. When you went out for sushi they ordered chicken

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