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Sam Smith may have nailed the MOBO Awards last night but we still can’t shake the image of Mel B in THAT dress.
Scary Spice, who hosted the music bash alongside her X Factor pal Sarah-Jane Crawford, took to the Wembley Arena stage in what we can only assume was an Ann Summers impulse buy.
OK, so the 39-year-old TV judge is in fab shape for her age but we’ve been gawping at the fishnet atrocity all morning and we just can’t find anything aesthetically pleasing about this dress. That said, we’re very very grateful it just about covers her modesty in all the key places.
We’re pretty sure Simon Cowell and the lovely wardrobe people on his show wouldn’t let her get away with this skimpy number on The X Factor and we’re very grateful for that too.
ANYWAY, so tragic was Mel B’s outfit choice she even managed to outshine former X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos, who is a real pro at churning out the fashion fails.
That skirt… Those shoes… The hair… And what is that tattoo?!
There are no words.
Needless to say, our Life & Style team had a very different take on Tulisa’s ensemble. GAH!